Monster: Mr Needles

Number: 133
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, long arms, golden pleather underwear
Fur: Purple knit
Fart velocity: Destruction
Phlegm consistency: Sludgy
Description: There is no modesty with this monster. If it isn’t on a wedgie rampage or stealing your wardrobe, it is showing off its ugly undies to the world in an attempt to hypnotise you into submission.