Monster: Sir Splodge-A-Lot

Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, button eyes, rounded body
Fur: Multicoloured swirl
Fart velocity: Overachiever
Phlegm consistency: Bubbly
Description: Book? Check. Place by the pool? Check. Fat fiend of a Fuggler diving in and splashing everywhere, getting everyone soaked and leaving no water for anyone else? Also check.