Monster: Hedge Grog

Height: 22cm
Features: Three human-like teeth, slitted eyes, black nose, rounded body
Fur: Beige
Fart velocity: Stealth
Phlegm consistency: Sticky
Description: Ordered the fish of the day? Well, you can forget about seeing that. Whatever holiday meals you have planned, this pantsless Fuggler is ready for a taste test. With or without your permission.